Alfonso Bonzo

Scott Riley

Billy Webb

Alex Jennings

Alfonso Bonzo

Mike Walling

Trevor Trotman

Susan Porrett

Mrs Webb

Fleur Taylor

Linda Webb

Brian Hall

Mr Webb

Rory McNicholl

Scott Barnacle

Bina Masad

Pritti Shah

Raymond Butcher

Nigel Creamer

Lisa O'Connell

June Barnacle

Gil Brailey

Mrs Peasgood

Phyllis Osie

Annette Osoba

Dwaine Foster

Darnell Masuda

Bryan Pringle

Mr Hardwood

Damian Williams

Ginger Gahagan

Glenn Lee

Damon Bullwinkel

Graeme Hawley

Wayne Ratkin

Fred Harris

Fred the Dog (voice)

Andrew Fraser

Winston Clyde

Colin Fay

Thunderbolt Thorpe

David Straun

Snooker Referee

Sudha Bhuchar

Mrs Kaur

Jade Magri

First Kid

Elaine Tan

Second Kid

Heather Williams

Researcher

Rob Curling

Newsreader

Donald Standen

Rock Savage

Danniella Westbrook

Girl in Street with Friend (uncredited)