Patrick Super Star

Bill Fagerbakke

Patrick Star (voice)

Thomas F. Wilson

Cecil Star (voice)

Cree Summer

Bunny Star / Grandma Tentacles (voice)

Jill Talley

Squidina Star (voice)

Dana Snyder

GrandPat Star (voice)

Tom Kenny

SpongeBob (voice) / Slappy (voice) / Pirate (voice)

Rodger Bumpass

Chuck Dartfish (voice)

Mr. Lawrence

Rubedor (voice)

Dee Bradley Baker

Bubble Bass (voice)

Clancy Brown

Moronicus / Mr. Krabs / Prospector / Various (voice)

Sirena Irwin

Elder Woman / Fly Dancers / Crowd / Dancers (voice)

Carolyn Lawrence

Sandy (voice)

Lori Alan

Pearl / Child (voice)

Mary Jo Catlett

Mrs. Puff (voice) / Puffy (voice)

Gary Anthony Williams

Manager / Bedroom Door (voice)

Peter Bennett

Hans

Carlos Alazraqui

Skip (voice)

Kate Higgins

Princess Girl / Costume Kid (voice)

John Gegenhuber

Caveman Jenkins / Carnival Crowd / Singers (voice)

Brian Doyle-Murray

Flying Dutchman (voice)

Bob Joles

Baby Ray / Man Ray (voice)

Jenelle Lynn Randall

Recorded Voice (voice)

Eban Schletter

Teen Singer (voice)

John O'Hurley

King Neptune (voice)

Andrea Martin

Agnes Steelhead (voice)

Danny Giovannini

Tofu Todd (voice)

Stephen Hillenburg

Hans

Alexander Ward

Nosferatu

Gracen Newton

Fentin Finkle (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson

Sir Urchin (voice)

Bootsy Collins

Self

Mark Rivers

Teen Singer (voice)

Mike Bell

Santa Claus

Henry Rollins

FitzPatrick (voice)

Bobcat Goldthwait

Shmandrake (voice)

Grey DeLisle

Elwood (voice)

Henry Winkler

Jeffy Tentacles (voice)