Les Norton

Alexander Bertrand

Les Norton

Syd Zygier

Const. Emily Gold

David Wenham

Price Galese

Rebel Wilson

Doreen/Dolores Bognor

Angus Sampson

The Narrator

Justin Rosniak

Eddie Salita

Steve Le Marquand

Sgt Ray 'Thumper' Burrell

Pallavi Sharda

Georgie Burman

Rhys Muldoon

The Minister

Hunter Page-Lochard

Billy Dunne

Kate Box

Lauren 'Lozza' Johnson

George H. Xanthis

Gary 'Gazza' Kanarakis

Milly Alcock

Sian Galese

Megan O'Connell

Media Coach

Kieran Clancy-Lowe

Hobo (Director)

Jess Bush

Betty

Tom Golding

Warwick Duffy