Unhappily Ever After

Geoff Pierson

Jack Malloy

Kevin Connolly

Ryan Malloy

Nikki Cox

Tiffany Malloy

Justin Berfield

Ross Malloy

Bobcat Goldthwait

Mr. Floppy (voice)

Allan Trautman

Mr. Floppy (puppeteer)

Stephanie Hodge

Jennie Malloy

Joyce Van Patten

Maureen Slattery

Ant

Barry

Dana Daurey

Amber

Wendy Benson-Landes

Barbara Caufield

Frank Lloyd

Lefty

Benjamin Shelfer

Pizza Boy

Kristanna Loken

Sable O'Brian

Deborah Kellner

Muffy

Faith Salie

Caitlin

Oliver Muirhead

Mr. Monteleone

Tom Myers

TV Detective (voice)

Shonda Whipple

Angora

Joel Michaely

Paul

Maggie Lawson

Madolyn

Derek Sellers

Valet

Jean Speegle Howard

Mrs. McGillicuddy

Jessica Hahn

Miss Taylor

Jamie Kennedy

Pony Burger Attendant (voice)

Elisabeth Harnois

Patty

J. Stewart Burns

J. Stewart Burns

Matthew Cox

Scream Masked Kid

Christina Moore

Cherri

Kimberly J. Brown

Girl #1

Mary Greenwood

Girl

Zach Chapman

Umlaut

Tommy Bertelsen

Little Ryan

Jeff Doucette

Coach

Blake Soper

Billy Emery

Michael Warwick

Nerd Boy

John D. Beck

John

Christopher Kracker

Bobby

Scott Gurney

Dean Valentine

Karen Lynn Scott

Marilyn