Brass Eye

Chris Morris

Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters

Mark Heap

Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters

David Cann

Donaldus Matthews / Vicar

Kevin Eldon

Prison Officer

Barbara Durkin

Philippa Jute

Doon Mackichan

Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa

Albert Welling

Clerk of the Court

Gina McKee

Vivian Banch

Claire Skinner

Helly Melvick

Bill Moody

Managing Director

Paul Garner

"Technology!" man

Claire Rayner

Self

Peter Baynham

Sven Yabbsley

Amelia Bullmore

Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly

John McCririck

Self

Sinead Griffin-Lennon

Desiree Wastrey

Janene Possell

Granita Rocksand

Bill Bailey

Eyewitness

Bill Cashmore

Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance

Simon Kunz

Graham

Harriet Norcott

Frankie Fraser

Self

David Sullivan

Self

Alexander Armstrong

American Vox Pop

Hugh Dennis

Dr. Balb Kubrox

Richard Briers

Self

Ian Gelder

Dr. Jonathan Kwattes

John Irwin

Hayley Casanovas

Luke Sorba

Dinner Party Guest / Boxing Goat Owner

Felicity Montagu

Dinner Party Guest

Lynsey de Paul

Self

Alexandra Paul

Self (voice)

Britt Ekland

Self

Nicholas Parsons

Self

Michael Van Wijk

Self

Paul Daniels

Self

Jilly Cooper

Self (voice)

Oliver Skeete

Self

Peregrine Worsthorne

Self