Never the Twain

Windsor Davies

Oliver Smallbridge

Donald Sinden

Simon Peel

Derek Deadman

Ringo

Teddy Turner

Banks

Maria Charles

Mrs Sadler

Zara Nutley

Aunt Eleanor

Robin Kermode

David Peel

Julia Watson

Lyn Peel (née Smallbridge)

Tacy Kneale

Lyn Peel

Christopher Morris

David Peel

Gordon Salkilld

Desk Clerk

Honor Blackman

Veronica Barton

Gordon Peters

Alex

Margaret Courtenay

Lady Deveraux

Ted Valentine

Biffin

Ian Finnis

Baby Martin

Keith Marsh

Mr Driscoll

Harry Littlewood

Mr Diggle

Jasper Jacob

Vicar

Cass Allen

Mrs Grieves

Lee Richards

Waitress

Charles Morgan

Claggit the Chauffeur

John Carlin

Mr Neville

Pamela Watling

Lady Customer

Helene Hunt

Louise

Donald Eccles

Wilkins the Butler

Sydney Arnold

Derwent the Gardener

Ken Barker

Snowy

Cameron Miller

Customer

Christopher Ellison

Bernie Miller

John Barrard

Arkroyd

Norman Mitchell

Waldo

Hilary Crane

Customer

Barbara Murray

Stephanie

Stella Tanner

Traffic Warden

Jeremy Sinden

2nd Policeman

Christopher Mitchell

Norman the Barman

Fred Bryant

Middle-Aged Man

Wendy Schoeman

Liverpool Lil

Eric Carte

Vendor (voice)