The ½ Hour News Hour

Jennifer Robertson

Jennifer Lange

Kurt Long

Kurt McNally

Dennis Miller

Self

Jamie McShane

Timothy Cox

John Cramer

Announcer (voice)

Erin Matthews

Kristen Kohler

Rush Limbaugh

POTUS

Regan Burns

Tim Davenport

Kevin Kilner

Jack McCraney, Conspiracy Analyst

Lorenzo Lamas

Self

Leyla Milani

Self

Ann Coulter

VPOTUS

Darren Ritchie

Larry Cedar

Steven Campbell

Jonathan Mangum

Dr. Samuel Pinkner

Christopher Lee Parson

Guy White

Dave B. Mitchell

Ben / Dwayne / UPS Guy (voice)

Sean Masterson

Robert McGee

Aaron Wayne Hill

Timmy

John Viener

Bill Johnson

Sean Whalen

Steve Vinovich

Dennis Prager

Self

Ian Ziering

Self

Chad Kimball

Gabriel Andrews / Evan Beatty

Louisette Geiss

Michael Kaiser

John McCain's Campaign Manager

Timothy Davis-Reed

Interviewer

Stephen Full

Jerry LaSalle

Dom Irrera

Lenny Varnadou - t-shirt salesman

P.J. Byrne

Dr. Harvey Jenkins

Ken Davitian

Ken Davitian

Peter Marshall

Jesse Erwin

Duke Lacrosse Player

Tiffany Espensen

Asian Girl / Yao Tsing

Garrett Masuda

Adopted Boy

Trenton Rogers

Son

Jennifer Jewel-High Jackson

Roy Halo

Angie Patterson