The ½ Hour News Hour

Jennifer Robertson

Jennifer Lange

Kurt Long

Kurt McNally

Dennis Miller

Self

Jamie McShane

Timothy Cox

John Cramer

Announcer (voice)

Erin Matthews

Guest

Rush Limbaugh

POTUS

Regan Burns

Live Earth Reporter

Kevin Kilner

Jack McCraney, Conspiracy Analyst

Lorenzo Lamas

Self

Leyla Milani

Self

Ann Coulter

VPOTUS

Darren Ritchie

Larry Cedar

Steven Campbell

Jonathan Mangum

Hank Allen

Christopher Lee Parson

Guy White

Dave B. Mitchell

Ben (voice)

Sean Masterson

Guest

Aaron Wayne Hill

Timmy

John Viener

Bill Johnson

Sean Whalen

Steve Vinovich

Dennis Prager

Self

Ian Ziering

Self

Chad Kimball

Gabriel Andrews

Louisette Geiss

Guest

Michael Kaiser

Billy

Timothy Davis-Reed

Dr. Neil Mark Wilson

Stephen Full

Dom Irrera

Lenny Varnadou - t-shirt salesman

P.J. Byrne

Dr. Harvey Jenkins

Ken Davitian

Ken Davitian

Peter Marshall

Jesse Erwin

Duke Lacrosse Player

Tiffany Espensen

Asian Girl / Yao Tsing

Garrett Masuda

Adopted Boy

Trenton Rogers

Son

Jennifer Jewel-High Jackson

Roy Halo

Angie Patterson