The Detectives

Robert Powell

Dave Briggs

George Sewell

Superintendent Cottam

Jasper Carrott

Bob Louis

Frank Windsor

Chief Superintendent

Tony Selby

Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson

Dicken Ashworth

Landlord

Mark Steel

Second copper

Kristy Bruce

Olivia

Jason Hall

Ronnie

Max Digby

Hopkins

Anthony Valentine

Chaffeur

Simon Slater

D.I. Simpson

Gracy Goldman

Fiona

Lee Cornes

Doctor Pete

Jimmy Tarbuck

McKenna

John Nettles

Jim Bergerac

Philip Glenister

Uniformed Officer

Christopher Villiers

Dr Phipps

Eamonn Walker

D.I. Tyler

Nick Brimble

Jan

Ron Cook

Blind Billy

Adam Godley

D.C. Dominic Boyle

Jerry Hall

Jerry Palmer

Amanda Mealing

Emily Ford

Jon Cartwright

The Earl of Lisson

Adam Maxwell

Police Officer

Noel Coleman

The Butler

Laura Beckford

Receptionist

Candida Rundle

Chambermaid

Peter Geeves

Chef

Nick Ball

Barman

Rupert Bates

Mr Smith

Paul Williamson

Sir Lionel Case

Michael Melia

Brian

Eileen Way

Old Lady

Norman Lumsden

Old Man

Stuart Fox

Plain Clothes Officer

Nick Maloney

Psychiatrist

John Motson

Football Commentator (voice)

Michael Godley

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