The Young Person's Guide to Becoming a Rock Star

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Jez MacAllister

Simone Lahbib

Fiona Johnstone

Gerard Butler

Marty Claymore

Nicola Stapleton

Joe

Stephen McCole

Wullie

Duncan Marwick

Psycho

Forbes Masson

Art Stilton

Jenny Foster Hughes

Sheena

Frank Gallagher

Ossie

Barbara Rafferty

Alice

Eric Barlow

Kenny Dick

Keith Allen

Slick Sloan

Graham De Banzie

Eddie

Katherine Connolly

June

Mark Robb

Good Looking Youth

Fiona Finnegan

Sheena's Friend

Julie Wilson Nimmo

Girl at Social Security

Keith Hutcheon

Mr. McNice

Rab Affleck

Mr. McNasty

Ruth McGhie

Betty

Ida Schuster

Elsie

Billy McElhaney

Policeman

Stewart Porter

Radio Producer

Lesley Harcourt

Shanice

Anne Myatt

Mrs. McScourge

Joanne Reilly

Juliette

Anthony Strachan

Kevin Dick

Jason Sweeney

Walter Dick

Denise Van Outen

Lizzie

Jay Kay

Self

Noel Gallagher

Self

Chrissie Hynde

Self

Keith Chegwin

Doorman

Chris Quinten

Stripper

Robert Duncan

Showbiz Lawyer

Indraity

Keki

Cissy Sargent

Didi

Fish

Derek Trout

Frankie Park

Horska

Ricky Callan

Simon