Terry and Julian

Julian Clary

Julian

Lee Simpson

Terry

Philip Herbert

Airport Security

Kate Lonergan

Rene

Russell Churney

Bank Clerk

Paul Merton

Vicar

Tim Wylton

Judge

Emma Bernard

Mrs. Betty Clary

John Irwin

Warren Beatty

Danny Schiller

Royal Variety Producer

Julie Hewlett

Assistant

John Dallimore

Tom

Ian Talbot

Michael Grade

Daniel Strauss

TV announcer

Reginald Marsh

Mr. Wilson

June Whitfield

Mrs. Wilson

Jonathan Stratt

Bank robber

Sam Smart

Bank robber

Gordon Honeycombe

Newsreader

Jeffrey Chiswick

Bullring Owner

Clive Panto

Air Steward

Petronilla Whitfield

Flamenco Dancer

Fanny the Wonderdog

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