Scoop

Shaun Williamson

Digby Digworth

Mark Benton

Max de Lacey

Phil Fletcher

Hacker (Voice)

Iain Stirling

Newspaper Deliverer

Andy Heath

Hacker (Voice)

Simon Ludders

Sid the Source

Sam Stockman

Simon

Miles Barrow

Newspaper Boy

Mina Anwar

Selena Sharp

Tony Aitken

Judge

Paul Hawkyard

The Pilbury Panther

Mark Perry

Clark Jameson

Barbara Durkin

Veronica Potts

Steve Marsh

PC Grunt

Chizzy Akudolu

Policewoman

Stephen Bent

Sergeant Bluster

Lesley Joseph

Mrs Green

Stewart Scudamore

Dr. Carlton

Dan Wright

PC Taylor

Nick Wilton

Paolo

Gabrielle Downey

Maureen

Jess Robinson

Antonia de Ghoul

Julian Dutton

Police Commissioner

Josh Elwell

Howard Knowles

Laurie Ventry

Hamish McGaffer

Nicola Bryant

Anne Boleyn/PC's Wife

Gavin Mitchell

Lester

Louise Gold

Annie Haven

Jane Goddard

Mrs. Dunne

Carl Chadd

Guinea Pig (voice)

Daniel Tatarsky

Inspector Mortlake

James Hurn

Dr. McCavity

Fergus Craig

Baz

Paul Kasey

Big Foot

Samantha Dodd

Alien

Jordan Grehs

Carl

Ray Gardner

Monk

Tim Faraday

The Ballista

Sergio Dondi

Referee

Susy Kane

Mrs. Frobisher