Scoop

Shaun Williamson

Digby Digworth

Mark Benton

Max de Lacey

Phil Fletcher

Hacker (Voice)

Iain Stirling

Newspaper Deliverer

Andy Heath

Hacker (Voice)

Simon Ludders

Sid the Source

Sam Stockman

Simon

Miles Barrow

Newspaper Boy

Mina Anwar

Selena Sharp

Tony Aitken

Colonel Winters

Paul Hawkyard

The Laughing Cavalier

Mark Perry

Professor Krinkeloff

Barbara Durkin

Veronica Potts

Steve Marsh

Edward Taylor

Chizzy Akudolu

Lorraine

Stephen Bent

Sergeant Bluster

Lesley Joseph

Mrs Green

Stewart Scudamore

Dr. Carlton

Dan Wright

Mr. Chillie

Nick Wilton

Rex de Lacey

Gabrielle Downey

Granny Smith

Jess Robinson

Antonia de Ghoul

Julian Dutton

Barrington Potts

Josh Elwell

Farmer Sykes

Laurie Ventry

Malcolm Linnett

Nicola Bryant

Anne Boleyn/PC's Wife

Gavin Mitchell

Lester

Louise Gold

Annie Haven

Jane Goddard

Mrs. Dunne

Carl Chadd

Guinea Pig (voice)

Daniel Tatarsky

Inspector Mortlake

James Hurn

Dr. McCavity

Fergus Craig

Baz

Paul Kasey

Big Foot

Samantha Dodd

Alien

Jordan Grehs

Carl

Ray Gardner

Monk

Tim Faraday

The Ballista

Sergio Dondi

Referee

Susy Kane

Mrs. Frobisher