The Comic Strip Presents...

Rik Mayall

Ali Kitson

Dawn French

Frances

Jennifer Saunders

Cathy

Adrian Edmondson

Desmond

Peter Richardson

Julio

Nigel Planer

TV Presenter

Robbie Coltrane

Gypsy/Shopkeeper

Keith Allen

Green Leader

Daniel Peacock

Postman

Steven O'Donnell

Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer

Serena Evans

Cheryl

Kevin Allen

Hopeful

Ronald Allen

Prime Minister

Jimmy Fagg

Newsvendor

Ron Tarr

Ron

Nosher Powell

Corelli

Alexei Sayle

Bride's Father

Malcolm Hardee

2nd Beefeater

Pete Richens

Workman 2

Michael White

Cab Fare

Paul Mark Elliott

Corky

Harriet Thorpe

Brenda

Derren Nesbitt

General Galtieri

Kathy Burke

Mary

Bert Parnaby

Man

Sandy Johnson

himself

Lanah P

Ray

Judy Hawkins

Spider's Wife

Lionel Jeffries

Taxi Driver

Anthony Stewart Head

Ricki

Rowland Rivron

Barman

Gerard Kelly

Hilary

Gordon Kane

Reg

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Alice Richardson

Joan's Child

Christopher Malcolm

Brother-in-Law

Jonathan Stratt

Heavy

Kat Mansoor

Joan's Child

Lia Williams

Lucy

Lemmy Kilmister

Rico