The Comic Strip Presents...

Rik Mayall

Ali Kitson

Dawn French

George

Jennifer Saunders

Debbie

Adrian Edmondson

Dreamy Time Escort

Peter Richardson

Tiny Townsend

Nigel Planer

Marlon

Robbie Coltrane

Ken

Keith Allen

Mason/Gondolier

Daniel Peacock

Toby Thurlow

Steven O'Donnell

Rollon

Serena Evans

Landlady

Kevin Allen

Party Guest

Ronald Allen

Captain Phillips

Jimmy Fagg

Groom's Uncle

Ron Tarr

Pierrepoint/Heffer

Nosher Powell

Corelli

Alexei Sayle

Mog

Malcolm Hardee

2nd Beefeater

Pete Richens

Soldier

Michael White

Cab Fare

Paul Mark Elliott

Jamie

Derren Nesbitt

Tammy

Kathy Burke

Mary

Bert Parnaby

Neighbour

Sandy Johnson

himself

Lanah P

himself

Judy Hawkins

Girlfriend

Lionel Jeffries

Taxi Driver

Anthony Stewart Head

Ricki

Harriet Thorpe

Brenda

Rowland Rivron

Barman

Gerard Kelly

Hilary

Gordon Kane

Reg

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Alice Richardson

Baby

Christopher Malcolm

Cafe Owner

Jonathan Stratt

Constable

Kat Mansoor

Joan's Child

Lemmy Kilmister

Rico

Eddie Marsan

Chip Shop Youth