The Galton & Simpson Playhouse

Arthur Lowe

Henry Duckworth

Mona Washbourne

Ethel Duckworth

Anton Diffring

Heinz Steiner

Maggie Wright

Frau Steiner

Aubrey Morris

Nervous English Passenger

Freddie Earlle

Ticket Clerk

John Cazabon

Ticket Clerk

André Maranne

Cable Car Attendant

Arnold Diamond

French Passenger

Harry Tardios

Italian Passenger

Richard Briers

Henry Fairlane

Henry McGee

Roger Gresham

Jan Waters

Linda Fairlane

Linda Hayden

Henry's Secretary

Susan Baker

Flirtatious Secretary

John Sharp

Irate Neighbour

Peggy Ann Clifford

Irate Neighbour's Wife

Michael O'Hagan

Party Guest

Penny Meredith

Party Guest

Geoffrey Davion

Party Guest

Lois Hantz

Party Guest

David Goodland

Party Guest

Nicola Rowley

Party Guest

Charles Gray

Charles

Freddie Jones

Peter

Nicholas Courtney

Bronzed Man

Edwin Apps

Graham the Barman

Maria Charles

Phyllis

John Harvey

Nigel

Pauline Peart

Pauline

Roy Kinnear

Richard Burton

Fanny Carby

Linda

Robin Hunter

Father

Frank Gatliff

Vicar

Robert Gillespie

Barman

John Clive

Man in Phone Box

David Rowlands

Conservative

Claire Faulconbridge

Conservative

Edward Kemp

Alan Freeman

Self (voice)